Broadcasting Live from the world headquarters in Minutiae, Connecticut, Welcome to The Dick Gibson Show with Eric Silverstadt.
Reports that Dick Gibson has departed the show in a scandalous manner have been confirmed by various news agencies. Regretfully, we announce that Mr. Gibson has fled the country with Mrs. Ted Bliss. The couple have been spotted near Cuzco, Peru.
Eric Silverstadt will replace Mr. Gibson.
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